What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
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Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
Bigamy is having one husband too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three.
One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!
After an accident...
1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first.
2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...
(A) You are not Tom Cruise,
(B) The guns may stop working at the last moment,
(C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you,
(D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf
(E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:
"What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"
"Well, I don't know" she answers shyly.
"OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...