Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.
Vaginas are like weather,
when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat.
The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again.
He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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