Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Q: Why did my wife cross the road?
A: To go back to the first shoe shop we went in three bloody hours ago.