Joke #11082

Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Vote: has 80.50 % from 166 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Vote: has 78.50 % from 79 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Vote: has 74.86 % from 159 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Vote: has 74.63 % from 71 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Vote: has 74.15 % from 41 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Vote: has 70.92 % from 36 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Vote: has 69.85 % from 51 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Vote: has 68.63 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather