Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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"They think someone is taking their picture."
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when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
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