Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
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Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: They all get the house.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car.
The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"
The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."
The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"
The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger."
The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!"
The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".