Joke #11881

Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days

It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.

Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.

Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

What are the similarities between a new wife and a tornado, there's a lot of suckin and blowin and then u lose ur house.