Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Q: What 80's rock band is banned from New Orleans and why?
A: The Scorpions. Every time they're in town, they rock you like a hurricane.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
