Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?"
Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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