Q: What are the hottest days during summer?
A: Sun-days
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Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?"
Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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While vacationing in a remote area of Alaska, I met an old mountain man, wise in the ways one need be to live in an extreme wilderness area like he did.
I asked him about the weater, did it rain a lot? He said;
"See those mountains over there" and he pointed to them."
I replied, "Yes."
"Well," he replied, ".. if you can't see those mountains, that means it's raining. If you can see them, that means it's going to rain."
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Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
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