Joke #11882

Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.

Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.

A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"

Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.

Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.

Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.

Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.

There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.