Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund under his arm.
The dog is wearing a "Toronto Raptors" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Raptors" pom-poms.
The bartender says: "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate.
We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins and Vince Carter does a great slum dunk.
With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says: "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen!
What does the dog do if Raptors win?"
The owner replies: "I don't know, I've only had him for a half year."
Q: How did the hail stone describe its life?
A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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