Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
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What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark.
Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house.
A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?"
"'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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How do you get an old lady to swear?
Get the old lady sitting next to her to shout bingo!
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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
A dumb bunny.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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