Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
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Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car.
The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"
The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."
The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"
The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger."
The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.