Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
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A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club.
He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy.
The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free.
The golfer agrees and takes out the robot.
While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life.
The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies.
He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore.
The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened.
The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes.
The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black?
The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open?
She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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