Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale?
A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days.
It's called Monday.
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