Q: What game do tornadoes like to play?
A: Twister.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
The Sun is shining, what a beautiful day!
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There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car.
The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?"
The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in."
The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?"
The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger."
The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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