Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
The teacher asks a student "If you have $5 and billy takes $3, how much do you have left?" The student replies "Not enough for fucking lunch and billy ain't gonna have no got damn teeth left stealing my 3 dollars."