Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
A student to his teacher: "I haven't got no pencil."
Teacher, correcting him: "You don't have any pencil.
He doesn't have any pencils.
We don't have any pencils."
Student, with a look of astonishment: "Where have all the pencils gone?"
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!