Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?"
Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class.
She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female.
"The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis."
A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong.
"My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept.
A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information"
"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again.
"So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.