Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
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A: In the mainstream.
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A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peacekeeping mission.
During a briefing on landmines, the captain asked for questions.
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"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die?
A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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