Joke #11914

Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
Vote:
has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: hipster, travel

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hipster
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: hipster
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Vote:
has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, love, winter
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Vote:
has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Vote:
has 82.41 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Vote:
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: travel, winter
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Vote:
has 82.72 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, hipster
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Vote:
has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Vote:
has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel