Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
I went to a very beautiful place yesterday. There were blossoms, roses and bright sky like a fantasy land. I was so happy until some idiot woke me up...
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.