"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.