"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"