Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.