Joke #12167

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.

I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."