I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.