Joke #11943

Q: What's an actuary? A: An accountant without the sense of humor.
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A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. "I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "How do you mean?" says the accountant. "I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters." "OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?" "You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner. "Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?" "That," says the man, "is your first worry."
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Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant? A: He's had a loophole named after him.
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Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
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Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.? A: Lazy.
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Q: Why do economists exist? A: So accountants have someone to laugh at.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A: Jail.
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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
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