Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.