Joke #11974

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Cowboy, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will. Well you are wrong. Hi Cowboy!"

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na

Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.