Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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A: Na
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A: BaNa2
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The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Helium walks into a bar.
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Helium doesn't react.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"