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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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