Joke #12134

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.

Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?