Joke #12134

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.

Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!