Joke #12134

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.

My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.