Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Roses are red "just like blood"
Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo"
So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out
And shows me 1 thing your shit.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
My wife's face is green.
The room is now pink.
I think she yelled at me,
"That's your 21st drink!"
Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!