Joke #11623

Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.

My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"

Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats!