Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.