Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.