Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.