Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"