Joke #12168

Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Vote: has 77.50 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, food, geography

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Vote: has 83.08 % from 5077 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Vote: has 81.49 % from 2400 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
A busload of retired Americans was touring Switzerland. On the third day, they visited a farm known for its excellent quality goat cheese. The young farmer's wife gave them a tour, a cheese making a demonstration, and finally some samples. As the retirees were tasting the cheeses, she pointed to a pasture full of goats. She said, "This is a special pasture where we let our older goats graze happily after they can no longer give milk. In the United States, what do you do with your old goats?" An old lady piped up, "Honey, they take us on bus tours."
Vote: has 81.28 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, food, geography, old people, travel
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
Vote: has 79.19 % from 58 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: business, fat, food, kids, relationship
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Vote: has 77.51 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 77.03 % from 233 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 75.36 % from 144 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Vote: has 74.83 % from 212 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Vote: has 69.31 % from 118 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Vote: has 68.56 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama