Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.