Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes. Friend: How? Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.