Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.