Joke #12197

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: sport

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
Vote:
has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?" The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together." The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
Vote:
has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: funeral, sport, wife
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
Vote:
has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT, memory, sport, technology
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center? A: Nottingham forest.
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, sport
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Vote:
has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Q: Why is horse racing so romantic? A: Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: horse, money, romantic, sport
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Vote:
has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.
Vote:
has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, old people, sport
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
Vote:
has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: doctor, family, fat, sport
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter