Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Q: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl on TV? A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.