Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.