Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Q: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl on TV?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a Prostitute on a football field?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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