Joke #12248

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.

Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"

What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.

Do you squat here often?

A professor and a doctor both love the same girl. Each one tries to get rid of the other. Once, it so happened that the professor had travel out of the country for a week. Before leaving, he gave his girlfriend seven apples and asked her to eat one every day while he was not there. When asked why, he replied,"Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "Quick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom. Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks. "Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready for you." "Okay" the man replies "I'll go get ready." He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands. "Who the f**k are you?" the man asks. "I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with." The husband exclaims, "But you are naked!" The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise. "Those little bastards!"