Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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"What medicine?"
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
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"But why?" asks the man.
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A: He came home shit faced.
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