Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
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Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
When our air conditioner broke down, we called for a serviceman to come and take a look at it.
It turned out to be a high school classmate of my husband's named Love.
He said next time we needed any repairs to ask for him.
The next year when we needed service again, we requested Mr. Love.
I took the day off from work and waited for him to arrive.
After he had worked on our air conditioner, he left his work order behind.
It had my name and said: "Wants Love in afternoon."
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I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer.
Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."
Want to make a porno?
We don't have to tape it.