Joke #12248

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.

Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "Quick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom. Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks. "Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready for you." "Okay" the man replies "I'll go get ready." He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands. "Who the f**k are you?" the man asks. "I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with." The husband exclaims, "But you are naked!" The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise. "Those little bastards!"

Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.

"Mommy! Do Angels fly?" "Yes, they do my love!" "Then, when will our nanny fly? Dad calls her 'My Angel' all the time!" "Tomorrow, my child, she'll fly as far as she goes..."

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I'm paid to travel. You should see my my dates' faces when I tell them I'm a bus driver!