Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I’m in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child." "Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I’ll use a rubber."
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"