Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Arrive naked... with beer.
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'." The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir; how very romantic of you." Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn