Joke #12697

Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'." The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir; how very romantic of you." Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again."
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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