Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!