What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party?
They're both out looking for a tight seal.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all Night long.
But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife.
When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."