Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.