Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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