Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.