Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.