Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.