Joke #8547

Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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Elderly Man: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic." Priest: "I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war." Elderly Man: "I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed." Priest: "That's not a good thing you did, but it was for a good cause. You helped him survive." Elderly Man: "Should I tell him the war is over?"
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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