Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Elderly Man: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic." Priest: "I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war." Elderly Man: "I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed." Priest: "That's not a good thing you did, but it was for a good cause. You helped him survive." Elderly Man: "Should I tell him the war is over?"
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.