Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Bertie comes sadly to his mommy and says, "Mom, the kids have been mean to me. They keep teasing me that my feet are too big. Please tell me honestly. Are my feet to big?"
"Of course not, Bertie. Now go put your shoes in the garage, the dinner is ready."