Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
My ex-girlfriend loves the heat.
She has a nostalgia for hell.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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