Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Parents: "Why are you welcoming guests in your underwear? " Me: "Hated me to take off my underwear."
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?" And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Q: How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.