Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here." Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here." Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
A man was talking to his wife about going to the social security office. He said he would go the next day. So the next morning he goes but when he gets there he realized he forgot his license and she said that was fine she could tell his age by the hair on his chest. So he opened his shirt and everything went smoothly. He got home and told his wife what happened and she said: "well honey if you would have pulled down your pants you could have filed for disability."