Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. "Honey," he said, "I wish you'd sing the songs about Women's Day." "That's nice of you, Bob," she said. "Why?" "Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!"
Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? A: 12 pirates.