Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary?
A: Because the river was too mainstream.
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking.
The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in."
The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...men will screw anything.
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