Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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