Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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