Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They always use candles.
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