Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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