Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.