Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They always use candles.
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Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.