Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.