Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
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