Joke #1244

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."

Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.

A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.

There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.

Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"