What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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