What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.