What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!