Joke #1244

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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