Joke #1244

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.

A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.

I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.

Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.

Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.

What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.