What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
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