What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"