What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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