Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.