Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What is the definition of "accountant"? A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two." Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him: I'm sorry but I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh. The husband, rejected, turns back to his bed side and tries to sleep... Some minutes later it turns again and it uncovers her wife again, he whispers to her: Have you an appointment with the dentist tomorrow too?