Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked, "What steps would have prevented you from leaving?" My answer: "Birth control."
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
A businessman was interviewing job applications for the position of manager of a large division. He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate. He simply asked each applicant this question, "What is two plus two?" The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was, "Twenty-two". The second was a social worker. She said, "I don't know the answer but I'm very glad that we had the opportunity to discuss it." The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and came up with an answer "somewhere between 3.999 and 4.001." Next came an attorney. He stated that "in the case of Jenkins vs. the Department of the Treasury, two plus two was proven to be four." Finally, the businessman interviewed an accountant. When he asked him what two plus two was, the accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door, closed it, came back and sat down. Leaning across the desk, he said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?" He got the job.