Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist.
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"I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?"
"That's right, Sir."
"So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?"
"That was my dentist."
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In the courtroom where I worked as a court reporter, a dentist was called as a witness.
He took the oath a few feet from my desk, and I noticed his upraised arm was trembling, apparently from nervousness.
After he finished, I couldn't resist saying softly, "Sit down, Doctor. This won't hurt a bit."
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher.
You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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I discovered that I'd spent an hour walking around a mall with a shoe store's "Feel the Comfort" sticker stuck to my body.
More humiliating?
It was attached to my left breast.
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind?
A: None - just assume it's changed.
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