Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A: Dracula's dentist.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? A: He braces himself.
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
Robert came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', Asked Robert. 'I'm going to Nairobi', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 4000 a night for what I give you for free! 'Robert said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. 'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife. Robert said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on 8000 a year!'
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line