Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.