Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.