How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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