How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat:
In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet!
In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
PROBLEM SOLVED!
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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