How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.