How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigga?
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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