How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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