How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks?
A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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