How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.