How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake.
The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake.
The woman says to him:
You saved me!
I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish.
I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs.
Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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