How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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