How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
A: You swerve around the pothole.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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