How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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