How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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