Joke #1300

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.

When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.

What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!

Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home. The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face. He just looks at her and says, ”You don’t scare me I am married to your sister!”’

Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.

Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.

A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.” “Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.” So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks. The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”