What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk.
So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times.
They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door:
"Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Always remember:
There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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