What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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Sir, why were you speeeding?
Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I became really drunk.
Drunk guy gets pulled over.
Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him.
The final test the officer says "if you can pass this last test I will let u go... use the words green pink and yellow in 1 sentence."
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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A: A Doberman.
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A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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A: Her nigga runs away.
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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