What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion.
What do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
There were three guys in a bar boasting about the amount of control they have over their wives after getting drunk.
One said my wife never says no to me, the second one says my wife always says yes to me.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed.
"What happened then?"
They asked.
She said, "get out from under the bed and fight like a man".