Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?