Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.