Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."