Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book. 
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A: Cut the rope.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
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The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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