Joke #1589

Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.

What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!

Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.

A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.

Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.