Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book. 
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head.
He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!”
The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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