Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book. 
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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