Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
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I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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A: Your shit back.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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