Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book. 
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A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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