Joke #1589

Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.

Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!

Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."

What really separates black people from society? Prison.

The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".

What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.

Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.

Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.

Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!