Joke #12846

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".

The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!