Joke #12972

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.