Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.