Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!