Q: What's brown and white and flies all over?
A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
"Where were you? I was worried sick."
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys."
Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.
"That was amazing," exclaimed the coach.
"I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?"
"Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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