Q: What's brown and white and flies all over?
A: Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chainsaw!
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Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom...
The judge asked the duck, "What is your crime?"
The duck responds, "I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall."
The judge says, "There's no crime committed here, you're free to go."
The judge then asks the pigeon, "What is your crime?"
The pigeon responds, "I was also blowing bubbles in front of City Hall."
The judge looks a little confused but finally says, "There's no crime committed here, you're also free to go."
Lastly, the chicken walks up to the judge, and the judge asks, "What is your crime?"
The chicken, first looking back at the pigeon and the duck, then turning to the judge says, "I'm bubbles."
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”.
He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”.
Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word “fucking”, and for a second time, asked his father what it meant.
His father promptly said “cooking”.
Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words “bitches and hoes”.
He went home and his father told him it meant “grandpa and grandma”.
Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.
Timmy answered the door with glee and says: “Hey bitches and hoes! I’ll take your shit to the closet cause dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church.
Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers."
"Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "So, why is their dad carrying that rifle?"
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Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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