Joke #13039

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? A: Because he wanted a photograph with Pink Floyd! Q: And why did Humpty Dumpty have a big fall? A: Because Pink Floyd did not turn up!

Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porn film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porn theatre to see the adult movie. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row of the adult cinema, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise. The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M, bondage and even a dog. After a while watching the adult movie, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music." "Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle

I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".

Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".

Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.

Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?

Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.