Q: What sports team is the least safe around children?
A: The Nashville Predators.
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I thought I told you to lose weight.
Says the coach.
What happened to your three week diet that I told you to keep?
Well, I finished it in three days!
What do golfers use in China?
China tees!
A mother found out she was pregnant and told the good news to anyone who would listen.
One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
‘Yes!’ the four-year-old said.
‘And I know what we are going to name it, too.
If it's a girl we're going to call her Mary, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!'
What did the trampolinist say?
‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’
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Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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