Q: What sports team is the least safe around children? A: The Nashville Predators.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.