Q: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
A: Wrap music!
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween.
The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot.
The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.
Moral of the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it's Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat".
The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as.
"I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!