Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. "Honey," he said, "I wish you'd sing the songs about Women's Day." "That's nice of you, Bob," she said. "Why?" "Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!"
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."