What did O say to Q
Dude your dicks hanging out
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The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?”
The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?”
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
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An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about ?" asks the landlord.
"Well, I live by the railway and on my way home last night I noticed a woman tied to the tracks. I cut her free and we shagged all night !"
"Did you get a blow job ?" asks the landlord.
"No ..." he says, "I never found the head."
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A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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