Joke #3512

Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. So I put my hand around my kid and told him "Well son, that's because daddy isn't aroused by men."
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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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What do you get when you take two hookers to Red Lobster? 10% off for bringing your own crabs.
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What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Bulgarian men says, "Can't you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry." The waitress makes a stroking motion and says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??" One of the other businessmen replies: "The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
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Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
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Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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