Joke #3512

Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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Q: Why is a blood bank more profitable than a sperm bank? A: The sperm is handmade.
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
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A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter. "Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?"
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The teacher asked Johnny, "What is sex?" Johnny stood up and said: "Sex is a temptation caused my a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation" The teacher stared at him and fainted.
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