Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
A: Fuck if I know
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Friend: Dude, I can't stop dreaming about my crush.
Me: Well imagine this... You're home alone, and your crush comes over to visit.
Friend: Ok I can see it...
Me: She walks into your room and you're just sitting there.
Friend: Uh-huh.. I'm likin' this.
Me: Ok. So she walks in front of you, takes her pants off.
She's not wearing any underwear.. And then she sits on you.
Friend: Oh-ho-hoo.. Whatta' naughty girl.
Me: Yeah, ok. Don't get dirty on me. So she's sitting on you.
And then... she starting shitting in you.
Right then and there, you find out you're a toilet.
Friend: I hate you...
I like my women how I like my laptop.
Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
What type of pussy does a priest get?
Nun.
Who is little, black and jumps?
A flee!
But who’s big, black and jumps?
Dr. Alban!
Dear Husband,
I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me.
Love, Dishes